Not Jonesin' for one of these

"We have been keeping it in limited amounts, we sure as hell don't want it sitting around the warehouse for us to drink, in like May!" said Diana Turner, Jones Soda marketing associate.

Ok, maybe I'd try the cranberry-flavored one, but as for the rest of these, uh, thanks, but no thanks.

Five bucks says next year, the hit flavor will be tofurkey