Paper bags are in Aisle 7

No Laughing Matter:

''To sum up," Colbert intoned, ''you're left-handed, you're Jewish. But there is something else about you. And this is sort of the elephant in the room that I'm not naming, but as a journalist I feel like I have to name it. Um, you're a little overweight."

Perhaps the words "We're from Comedy Central." should have been his first clue?


Anonymous Sir Osiss said...

This is a step, a very small step, mind you, up from the miscreants and inbreds who go on to Jerry Springer "for a makeover" only to discover their mate has been sleeping with their mother, sister and little brother. This sadly goes into my PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS file.

11/11/2005 12:10 AM  

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