2.02.2006

Puppies, Aerosol Cans, and Luggage - Oh My!

"Besides the pups and human swallowers, authorities said the ring based in Medellin also concealed drugs in body creams, aerosol cans, and the linings of purses and luggage."

If at some point in your life, you find yourself doing this to another living creature, let alone a puppy, please realize that you have failed as a human being, and go play in traffic.

3 Comments:

Blogger buttershug said...

I hope there's a special afterlife set aside for people who abuse animals for their own entertainment and gain. And I hope that afterlife is run by an army of Richard Simmonses.

2/02/2006 2:14 PM  
Blogger Esther said...

I'm pretty sure Yanni and Doug Henning will be there, as well, to entertain the f**kers.

2/02/2006 2:20 PM  
Blogger Franikins said...

Wait, I'm confused. Is this supposed to be an undesirable place? Because it's hard to get Yanni tickets here. And Doug isn't so bad.

2/03/2006 7:33 PM  

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