Overheard at the bowling alley today:

Girlfriend of Male Dweeb #2 (who was away getting a pitcher of beer):
"John, let's go get some Mad Dog and cigarettes."

Male Dweeb #1 (bowling in the lane next to me):
"We don't have enough for that."

GMD#2:
"Yeah, sure we do."

MD#1 (reacting to his throw):
"Did you see that?"